So Not Gonna Happen v. Keggers of Yore

So Not Gonna Happen:


Keggers of Yore:


An inuit panda production

Heroes of the Internet #5: the Black-People-Love-Us couple

Sally and Johnny are an ordinary white couple, unexciting in every way, except one - Black people love them!!! Thanks to this, they get to lead a life of continuous excitement, in which they give each other high fives and say "you da man!" to their many Black friends.

You don't believe it? Check out the pictures, or the testimonials from their many Black friends.

Unlike many Heroes of the Internet, they are not known to have been present for Rick Santorum's concession speech.

Winners and Losers

Lizard King:
Enda Kenny T.D.:

So Not Gonna Happen - the story continues

I have previously mentioned the So-Not-Gonna-Happen Guy (pictured, with friends). It turns out that there is a sequel to that picture. Click here to see what exactly happened next.

Heroes of the Internet #4: The Get-A-Brain-Morans Guy

Some might call him a facist, but this proud American has had it up to here with morans and is not afraid to let his feelings show.

He was also a late appearer at Rick Santorum's concession speech. He let it be known what he thought of Pennsylvania's electorate, on the day democracy died.

Heroes of the Internet #3: The So-Not-Gonna-Happen Guy

It's easy to scove, but we were once all that soldier. Further discussion here: so not gonna happen

If you look carefully, you will see that this fellow made an appearance at the concession speech of Rick Santorum.
He has also received the Ken Chu treatment.

Heroes of the Internet #2: Peter Pan

Peter Pan's Home Page

Heroes of the Internet #1: The Lizard King

The Lizard King is an attendee at the church of the Reverend Ted Haggard.

The Lizard King was also the first additon to Santorum.jpg.