Emboldened by my recent trip to Amsterdam, I have taken to sitting in my window in my kecks inviting passers by to pay me for sexual favours. Or maybe I have in fact transformed Carwash Mansions into a place where the finest relaxing herbs are always available for a price.
I'm joking of course. What I have actually done is BUY A BIKE. My new bike is built like a tank, has only three gears (how many do you need?), and has a basket. I will soon be the talk of the town.
My hope is that my cycling adventures are less dramatic than those experienced by the one who calls himself Chocolate Socialist.
wear a helmet - rock on!
ReplyDeleteNO WAI! Helmets are for people who have accidents.
ReplyDeleteI've had varying degrees of speeds over the years - 'no speed' cruiser, 3-speed vintage, and currently 8-speed nice new bike. I like 8 speeds, and use about 5 or 6 of them. Not that Chicago has any hills, it's mainly the wind I need 'em for! Makes cycling so much easier.
ReplyDeleteflossyla otm. An ex-raver like yourself will at least have no problems getting his hands on a hi-viz vest
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