Frankie Goes To Hollywood 'One February Friday (diseased musos meet little charmers)'

This b-side to 'Two Tribes' allows The Lads from FGTH to expound their philosophy of life, answering questions from that cockfarmer Paul Morley over a semi-musical backing. Like Momus, these people were wasted as musicians, and it is small wonder they went on to far greater fame as men of letters and cultural commentators.