Britain is in the midst of an invasion – an invasion of SLUGS. Not just any slugs, but Spanish Stealth Slugs. You think the ordinary British and Irish slug is bad, but wait till you see the Spanish Stealth Slug. These slimy horrors are bigger than the British slug. And they reproduce quicker too. So although they are just a small colony now, it is only a matter of time before we are up to our necks… in slugs.
Scientists are urging people not to panic and denying rumours that these squamous horrors can suck the flesh off a human body in a matter of minutes. "There is no need to panic", claimed a government source, speaking anonymously from a highly fortified compound in the Shetland Islands.
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