Here are some things I am writing about for the next issue of Frank's APA, which means you will get to read about them here in a couple of months time.
"March of the Penguins" (film): Have you heard about how the King of Norway has made this Penguin an officer in his army, and keeps promoting him and giving him medals? What makest this even wierder is that the Penguin is not even in a Norwegian zoo.
"The Ipcress File" (film): Swirly light brainwash.
Zodiac Mindwarp & the Love Reaction "The Very Best Of" (album): Sometime Bill Drummond associate Z takes a break from copraphi1ia to release an essentially lame metal album redeemed by comedically sexist lyrics.
Steppenwolf "Born To Be Wild - the Best Of" (album): Heavy Metal Thunder.
"TEH LAND OF TEH DEAD" (DVD): Romero's latest zombfest suffers from being a bit low on relentless zombie assault action. Asia Argento is pretty hot, though.
Belle & Sebastian, (gig and album): Now that B&S no longer sound like themselves, maybe the hataz will start to like them.
Prison Love (gig): Drop not thy cleansing tallowe - here be sodomytes.
"Grizzly Man" (film): Grizzly Bears are very fierce.
RTE Living Music festival (musical event): John Kelly is ill-served by his frequently reproduced photographs.